The classic pillow hump, reimagined.

Say goodbye to childhood improvisation—Humphrey is the grown-up upgrade to pillow humping. Shaped like a king-size pillow, this discreet toy mount is designed for straddling, grinding, and hands-free pleasure. Its two built-in pockets securely hold your favorite toys—from rideable dildos and wand massagers to bullet vibes—so you can sink into deep, consistent stimulation.

Compact and versatile, Humphrey blends right into your bedroom. Slip it inside a king-size pillowcase for ultimate discretion—your guests will never know. With its plush, straddle-friendly surface, moisture-resistant liner, and machine-washable cover, it’s as easy to use as it is to enjoy.

Key Features:

• Pillow-shaped mount – designed for straddling, grinding, and hands-free play

• Dual toy pockets – secure your favorite dildos, wands, or bullets without slippage

• Discreet design – fits seamlessly into king-size pillowcases for hidden storage

• Soft yet supportive – ergonomic foam base with plush microvelvet cover

• Easy care – removable, machine-washable cover with moisture-resistant liner

Materials & Care:

• Fabric: Microvelvet

• Liner: Moisture-resistant inner barrier

• Dimensions: 34" L x 18" W x 8.5" H

• Fits Standard King Pillowcases